2 Women

Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are comparing stories

on how they died.

1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I
began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What
about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But
instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I
started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic
and searched, and down into the basement.

Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds I kept
this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted
that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died!

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd both still be
alive.