Nice Bomb, but the babes suppose to be painted on them. I guess thats the yank way.
Sunday, February 12, 2006
Monday, January 02, 2006
A Boy Discovers Breasts
A small boy walks into his mother's room and catches her topless.
"Mommy! Mommy! What are those?" He says, pointing to her breasts.
"Well, son," she explains, "These are balloons, and when you die, they inflate and float you up to heaven.
Incredibly, he appears to believe his mother's story and goes off, quite satisfied.
A few days later, the little boy comes running home to get his mother from the kitchen.
Mommy! Mommy! Aunt Jenny is dying the boy screams.
What do you mean?" his mother asks.
Well, she's out in the garden shed, lying on the floor with both of her balloons out, and Dad's trying to blow 'em up for her and she keeps yelling 'God, I'm coming!!'".
2 Women
Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are comparing stories
on how they died.
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I
began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What
about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But
instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I
started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic
and searched, and down into the basement.
Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds I kept
this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted
that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died!
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd both still be
alive.
Sydney Race Riots - My 2 cents worth.
Ok lets sets things straight here. The world press has had a field day with this incident and pumped up things to make out that the Sydney Scuffles where something like the Paris riots. Well its nothing like this.
This is an age old feud between cultures and modern Multiculturalism and this has been going on since I was a young strapper growing up in West of Sydney in the very early 80's, when then it was the Turks, then it was the Vietnamese, and so on, until today it the so called Lebs. It comes down to a subculture that feels depressed and hard done by and decides to stamp there authority on the streets. This happens all over the world and is quite sad, but usually it is the pure ethnic groups, or new arrivals that are really oppressed, like France.
The case in Sydney has been brewing some time and it all came to a pressure cooker head early December 2005. This was also fuel by the Neonazi Faction as well and a few beers.
I'm not going to sit here and condemn who was right and who was wrong, you'll need to talk to a local Sydney sider to get there feelings on this, and you'll probably get 1000+ different versions.
BUT the one thing that really PISSES me off in this country is Nationalism, your true Identity.
The thing that get up my goat, is these people who where born in this country and don't class themselves as AUSTRALIANS. Now I don't give a rats arse if your a 1st, 2nd or 20th generation Australian, you were born here in this country, not the Middle East, Greece, Italy, Croatia, Serbia, Russia, China, Vietnam, or bloody Timbucktoo, guess what, you are Australian and if you don't like Australia then get the hell out, and go back where your parents came or fled from and see how long you last, because there 10's of thousands of people who really want to come to this country and live in harmony, peace and freedom.
The few incidences that highlights this is, so called Lebs (Australians) pulling up beside people in there cars and asking if they were Australian and if the unsuspected said yes they were pulled from there car and bashed and done over. This attitude is unacceptable and un-australian.
Now I love this country and have served and defended it for the past 20+ yrs, to ensure that the peace we have and a lot of us take for granted which our forebears fought and shed blood for, is kept true.
“So my warning is.
If you were born here, guess what, you are Australian
If you take the citizenship of this country, guess what “you are Australian”
If you are visitor, then visit and enjoy yourself and what we have to offer; and
If you live here in this free country and consider yourself a citizen of another country, then give up your jobs, cars, houses, and pensions and go bloody home. We don't need your shit here.
For the Neonazis, get a life and get over it, Hitler is dead and elvis has left the building.
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